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The nebulous ramblings; grammatical & punctuational experiments of a girl born on the fifth of November

Tag: films

Hurrah! It’s a Filler Post

Aren’t you excited? No? Oh. Sorry :-( I know, I should pamper you with ever funnier, longer and more profound posts, but you’d only get spoiled. Oh, and you can’t say anything, I have a note excusing me from proper blogging … oh no, I appear to have left it in my other bag. Darn. I’ll show it next time …

I’ve been trying to compose a post all day, but without much success. It’s the school hols, and between doors slamming, people racing up and down the stairs and the wail of electric guitars*, forming coherent thoughts has been somewhat tricky. So, here’s a mixture of the incoherent thoughts I have been able to form, and some interesting links I’ve (stolen from other people) found on my totally independent internet travels.

What is the social network etiquette for people you know in 3D, but really don’t like? If they add you, is it acceptable to just ignore them, even if you know they’re going to see your posts on the walls of mutual friends?

Star Wars, is it a boy thing? I thought it was, but a conversation with Michael has made me doubt my theory. I clearly remember my mother taking my brother and me to see it, and although he loved it – to the extent he spent the entire film with his chin resting on the balcony, gazing in wonder at the screen – I was genuinely puzzled about why she’d taken me to see what was obviously a boys film**. And this puzzlement has lasted for years, I even mentioned it to her recently***. Anyhoo, you can be of service Dear Reader, if you leave a comment, tack an extra sentence on telling me whether you like it or not. It’ll be a bit like a survey, but lacking such things as: proper controls, and a point.

Spotted this cartoon earlier and it made me chuckle. Imagine that! A woman wearing shorts while on holiday. Shocking behaviour.

Some album covers are works of art. Other’s less so.

If you have five minutes to spare and a romantic nature you might enjoy this whimsical short story.

And that’s it, thank you for reading my filler post :-)

* I know, I should be grateful none of them took up the drums.

** Although, thinking back to my rather Lisa Simpson-ish 9 year old self, there’s a good chance I wanted to wait a week to see an independent film about distressed gentle-cats living in a commune in Tuscany.

*** Really. Her response was, ‘I thought you’d like it’. Hello Mater, have you met me? Your daughter, the one who hates sci-fi and summer blockbusters. And did back then, although she didn’t have the articulation to express it.

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Love Actually? It’s bilge actually

On Sunday night, I finally got around to watching Love Actually all the way through having been told it was “funny” and “good”. It is neither.

I admit, I’m not the ideal viewer for any romantic comedy because they tend to be, oh, what is it? Oh yes – formulaic and clichéd with almost no plot or character development. (Call me picky, but I just don’t like that in a film.) However, of all romantic comedies out there, the worst kind are those directed by Richard Curtis.

Mr Curtis is a very talented man, but his films suck. They are populated with annoying, flat characters living unlikely lives, experiencing unlikely scenarios, and mostly being oh-so stereotypically English it makes me want to vomit. Love Actually is no exception.

The plot revolves around a group of loosely related people who are all in various stages of relationships. As the film progresses we see each of them reach a resolution, and it ends with a cringeworthy scene in an airport which involves lots of hugging and everyone going home happy. Just like real life!

Good things about this film:

- Umm, it was nicely made, looks good.

- Rowan Atkinson is amusing.

Bad things:

- Hugh Grant stars in it, and his storyline is possibly the most irksome and icky.

- Everyone is far too middle class and wonderful to be believable.

- It’s not funny, which last time I checked was a prerequisite for a comedy.

- It’s not romantic, it’s cheesy, which is not the same thing at all.

- What happened to poor Laura Linney? Her storyline was just depressing, as though  someone had inadvertently included extracts from a Ken Loach script.

If you’ve already seen it, you have my sympathies. If not, I wouldn’t bother, but if you still insist on watching it, don’t say you weren’t warned.

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