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Aren’t you excited? No? Oh. Sorry I know, I should pamper you with ever funnier, longer and more profound posts, but you’d only get spoiled. Oh, and you can’t say anything, I have a note excusing me from proper blogging … oh no, I appear to have left it in my other [...]

It’s week 2 in Attila the Mom’s bad poetry competition, so head over and vote for the best/worst. In case you are wondering what to expect, you can read my offering below, which apparently is not bad – but, it’s not good either, so I present my mediocre poem:
A woman of a certain age,
Sought [...]

I am still alive. I haven’t been abducted by aliens or the Men in Black. Tony Blair hasn’t had me bumped off for saying rude things about his hair, and Mr Blogs hasn’t buried me under the patio. I have simply been very busy. But fear not, from 27th December I shall be [...]