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Is there no end to the generosity of Hollywood slebs?

 AKA Is Sandra Bullock plotting to steal my freedom?

I posted earlier on Facebook and twitter about my email from Sandra Bullock informing me that I had won 700,000 euros. Just in case no one believes me, here it is -

What a generous woman she is! Other slebs appear on telethons, or release charidee singles. Sandra has gone further and is giving money away! What will be next? Will David Beckham offer to lend me Victoria as a replacement for my dodgy washing-line prop? Will Sean Bean wake me every morning with a cup of coffee and a snog? but only in the spirit of ‘making life better for the little people’, of course.

I wonder if Sandy (I feel I can call her that, she obviously likes me) is one of those wealth-spreading socialists I keep hearing about. Hmm! Maybe, her offer is not a good thing because, apparently, socialists are really evil and want to force people to have free healthcare. Shocking! I bet they wear velour and buy whole albums of lift (elevator) music too, the swines!

Oh, and for the humourly challenged, yes, I know it’s spam, duh!

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Currently listening to: I’m Just a Girl by No Doubt – “Take this pink ribbon off my eyes . . .”



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5 Comments by Kate on October 30, 2008
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  1. Debbie

     /  October 30, 2008

    Spam! You mean when Jerry Lewis commented on my blog, it was spam? I am devastated. No, I believe Sandy and Jer (I call him that) are really concerned about us.

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  2. Keely

     /  October 31, 2008

    Jeez, I should stop haphazardly deleting some of those emails, I could be rubbing shoulders with Hollywood royalty!!

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  3. LuckyMe

     /  November 5, 2008

    Someone’s birthday is fast approaching. happy birthday! I wanted to be the first.

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  4. Kate

     /  November 5, 2008

    Debbie: I think it is Jer too – the people who say it’s spam are just jealous that they don’t have such high profile friends.

    Keely: Not only Hollywood royalty. There are all those kind people who want to share vast amounts of money. Yo only need to give them access to your bank account, what could go wrong LOL

    LuckyMe: Thank you! You were the first :-)

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  5. Matt

     /  November 8, 2008

    Sandra is trying to pull the wool over your eyes…the Euro has totally been losing value against the dollar lately.

    My response is not even remotely funny when I re-read it. Just for that, I’m leaving it.

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